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Friday, July 21st, 2006
9:32 pm
... is this place still alive?

If so,

Word: Grundlesucker

Definition: One who sucks or licks grundle. (Grundle is defined by my boyfriend as that inch of space between a man's balls and his asshole).

Context-from work.
Customer: My husband ain't here, you grundlesucker! Quit callin' him or I'll come down there and rip your little lips off!

I work at an incoming call center, and that was during a customer service callback. This woman thought her husband and I were having an affair or something...
Friday, April 21st, 2006
10:26 pm
I yelled "COCK VULTURE" at a guy on the road the other day - I'm still not sure where it came from, but it felt good at the time.
Thursday, April 13th, 2006
1:52 pm
my favourite way to end a conversation that's going nowhere...

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005
12:58 pm
New here, and just thought I'd post two of my favorite words...

Asssombrero -for someone who is more than just an asshat.

And I like to say things are riCOCKulous, rather than ridiculous.

Thursday, September 15th, 2005
6:57 pm

Current Mood: amused
Friday, June 24th, 2005
1:22 pm

thank you
8:17 pm
adj. Extremely ugly.

"You titfuckugly cunt."
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
6:37 pm

Current Mood: creative
Friday, April 1st, 2005
12:56 am

A bottle of ass.

The sort of word you come up with late at night.
Sunday, March 27th, 2005
1:06 pm
While I waited in line inside the gas station today, a teenager and his mother were arguing about something trivial. The argument got louder and obnoxious, and I was about to be rude to them when the teenager turned to his mom and yelled, "Go blow the Easter bunny!"

Not quite on-topic here, but amusing nonetheless.
Friday, March 4th, 2005
3:16 pm
Cum-sucking gutter slut.

Also, cock-sucking ass slut.
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
12:47 pm

Current Mood: sleepy
Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
5:18 pm
I made an LJ icon for our little community. Paula thinks it lacks whimsy. Pssh. I got your whimsy right here...

Check out the Cunttrain post for the full size version of the c-train drawing, if you've missed it (added just today!).
12:08 am

Not as dirty as it sounds, schmuckfucking is related to the more classical "fucking around;" schmuck, of course, is a Yiddish word literally meaning penis but generally taken as something akin to asshole or dickhead or idiot. (More polite variant: schmoe.)

So "schmuckfucking" can be taken to mean fucking around, being an idiot.

"Stop schmuckfucking around, get off your ass and get over here and help me in the kitchen."

(Interesting side note: schmuck comes from the German for decoration or ornament. It's weird to think that this translated to "penis," but think of the term "family jewels" and it almost makes sense.)

Another example: I am schmuckfucking on livejournal when I have work to do.
Tuesday, February 8th, 2005
10:15 pm
The result of driving in New York

I must explain that this is actually a combination of the words "cunt," "fuck," and some sort of "at" sound. I produced it spontaneously after getting lost just north of New York City for 45 minutes the other day. Obviously works on more than one level.

"Cuntfat! Where the fuck am I?"
9:14 pm
A jaunty cunt if I ever saw one
Because Paula is a lazy jackafagalope, she didn't update her twathat post with my wonderful illustration of the word. But, no harm done, as the lovely vulvar chapeau now gets its very own entry! Behold:

12:34 am
I kinda just felt like writing that word.

Monday, February 7th, 2005
11:46 pm
Second Posting!

The arrival of a mantrain into the female passion persimmon. When this phrase is used, a motioning towards the crotch and a thrusting of the hips is reccommended.

"All aboard the cunttrain!"

Now! With bonus artwork!
11:42 pm
First Posting!


A hat of twat. An insult or derogatory term, although not a particularly cruel one.

"That tall guy sitting in front of me in the movie theater was such a twathat!"
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